Remember Those Funny Movies...

When I was growing up, I had a brother who was ten years older than me, so I feel that I was probably exposed to a lot of stuff at a very early age. I remember watching MTV in the third grade and I also remember watching all of the popular R-rated movies of the ‘90s when I was still in 4^th grade. My roommate on the other hand didn’t have the same experience. Recently, when we were going through funny movies we had seen, I discovered he had never seen popular teen movies, such as, American Pie, Euro Trip, and Anchorman. After I heard this, I immediately thought that it was my responsibility to expose him to every bit of the movie pop culture that he missed when he was growing up.

            Today, I saw that Euro Trip was on the movie channel, so I figured this was the perfect opportunity to show my roommate one of the great movies from our middle school days. When I was thirteen, I thought the movie was hilarious; after watching it now, I wonder why I thought it was so funny. I guess you could say that I realized that what you find funny could change over time. When I was younger, slapstick comedy seemed hilarious and now I think that political satire is the best thing since sliced bread.  I realized that if my sense of human can change, I wonder what else has changed? Living with someone else can make you reflect how much you’ve changed as a person over time. Like that older brother or sister in your life that would keep you in check, a roommate can help you self-evaluate and get a better image of who you are as you mature in life at college. Sometimes the best image of yourself is hearing how you relate to other people’s lives, and the impact you can make on them. 

March Madness

As most of you could tell from class, one of my favorite times of the year is March. There’s nothing particularly interesting about March except for one thing; March Madness! The only way I can describe how awesome it is would be that if the Goddess of basketball and Santa Claus had a child, it would be the NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Tournament. I was so excited for the Divisional Tournaments to end so that the Bracket for the tournament to come out. My roommate on the other hand didn’t share my excitement. I printed off a few copies for myself to fill out immediately and I even did the good roommate thing and printed off a copy for him to fill out. As I spent the next two hours filling out brackets, my roommate’s just sat there on his desk, without even a pencil scratch on it.

            At first I was puzzled, but then I thought that maybe he didn’t have an adequate pencil, or maybe he wanted to get some divine help with his bracket by praying about it for a while, but this was not the case. When I asked him, if he had selected the Sweet Sixteen (the last sixteen teams left in the tournament) yet, and he responded with, “Ah, I’ll get around to it eventually.” What?!?! I wasn’t going to accept that my roommate wasn’t feeling the March Madness, so all I talked about for the next forty minutes was college basketball. I had to convert him, so that he could feel the excitement of the big dance. After much talk and debate about teams, I finally got him excited about the tournament. I got him to fill out his bracket and with a little luck, hopefully he will become a fanatic March Madness fan like I am in the future.

      When I was about twelve years old, my aunt tried to get me to watch the show Survivor with her. I watched the show maybe two more times, but then got bored with the show, which seemed to just document a bunch of people suffering in the jungle, and then forgot about it forever. Survivor use to be one of the most watched shows on television, but as of recently it has fallen out of the spotlight. If you told my roommate that, he would accuse you of treason. Survivor is my roommate’s favorite television show of all time. He has watched every episode at least three times, which is very impressive considering there are over twenty seasons. He is also Facebook friends with multiple cast members from the show and can recite to you a plethora of facts from the show.

      When Survivor premiered its new season in the fall, Matt had mentioned that he was going to be watching the show religiously, but there was one problem; he was scheduled to work during the show’s airing time every week. He mentioned that he would just have to watch it on the Internet later. I thought nothing of his comment, so on the premiere night of Survivor, I went to bed at ten o’clock hoping to get a great night’s sleep before I had to wake-up early the next morning. At’ around 3:30 in the morning, I woke up to clapping and cheers of glee. Apparently, my roommate had stayed up until 3:00 in the morning so that he could watch his favorite television show as soon as possible. Some people might think that he is insane, but I guess you could also see him as one of the most motivated people in the world. The largest lesson I have learned this far from college is to never believe that everyone will do the same thing that you would do in the situation. If it were me, I probably would have waited till the next afternoon or sometime the next week to watch the episode, but my roommate is a completely different person with a whole different frame of mind on life. To him, survivor is entertainment. To me, 10:00 means bed time.

I Did Tell You to Keep Me Awake, Right?

A good quality in a roommate is one that can inspire you to do something for the better. On Wednesday night, I knew that the next morning was going to be a very early one, but I also knew that I had a ton of homework to cram in before my Thursday set of classes. I told my roommate that I needed to stay awake until at least 12, something that doesn’t happen very often, considering my early weekly schedule. He told me, “No prob, I’ll make sure you stay awake.”

At around 10 o’clock, I started to feel extremely tired and started to rationalize with myself that I could skip my morning workout and get my homework done then, so that I could go to sleep now. I finally convinced myself that deviating from my original plan was a good idea, so I crawled into bed. Around 15 minutes later, my roommate walked in the room and saw me curled up in my bed. He turned on all of the lights in the room, turned the television up as loud as it would go, and started to play the, “THON dance” on his computer. It was by far the most obnoxious way to get someone out of bed I had ever encountered, so I took evasive maneuvers and pulled the covers over my head to try and hide from the bright lights and obnoxious lyrics of the, "THON dance," which happens to be my roommate new pump-up music. My roommate then began to flash the lights so many times I thought I was going to develop epilepsy. I finally jumped out of bed so that the madness would stop. He then calmly turned the t.v. volume down, returned to his desk, and began his work. A good roommate is one who will always keep his promises, even if that means forcing you to stay awake so that you will be prepared for the next day.

Hey Wanna Try A New Sport?

When you compete against someone, it’s great to win and be able to go home and pat yourself on the back for how awesome you are. When you compete against your roommate, it’s a different story. My roommate loves to play racquetball, a sport that I introduced him to. Earlier in the year, I had asked him if he wanted to go learn to play racquetball so that we could have a sport that we could play together in which neither of us has any particular advantage. The first time we went to play, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I absolutely destroyed him. I had played a few times at home and had a pretty good awareness of the court. I told my roommate it was no big deal and that, “I’m sure you’ll do better next time.” The following week, I didn’t see my roommate a whole lot, and I started to wonder where he had been sneaking out to for the entire week. The next weekend my roommate was finally back in our room, so I decided to ask him if he wanted to play a quick game of racquetball. He said, “Sure, I guess I could try and play again.”

            So we went to the IM building to go play. The last time we had played, the game started out very slow; this time, however, things were different. He was ready. He beat me; well to tell the truth, he completely annihilated me. Any confidence that I had in myself regarding athletic ability was completely gone. After he was satisfied with his victory, I asked him, “So where have you been all week?” He responded, “Practicing, of course. I’m really starting to like this game.” HE now is part of the IM league and has a chart of all of the ranked players that he hopes to defeat in the upcoming season. I created a racquetball junky. 

I can't eat chocolate so that means you can't either, right?

I’m allergic to chocolate; my roommate is not. Ever since I became allergic to chocolate, I managed to avoid chocolate by completely shutting it out of my life. Like trying to get over an ex-girlfriend, I removed every food or item in my house that possessed cocoa so that I would not think about how horrible it was to not eat chocolate. My family even went along with this idea and never brought chocolate into the house, or at least I didn’t think they did. My sister would hide bags of M&M’s in her room to snack on whenever I wasn’t around. For the most part, my family helped me to never have to be exposed to chocolate.

Before I left for college, I figured I might run into problems with the whole practice of removing chocolate from my environment. For most college students, chocolate is a staple food group that one builds into their diet, just like fruits or vegetables, and my roommate was no exception. I quickly had to get use to the fact that the shelves of my room would be filled with massive bags of M&M’s and boxes of chocolate chip cookies. At first, I was a little upset that I was constantly going to be spending so much time with a chocoholic, because I had no way to get my mind off of how crappy it was to not eat chocolate, but my roommate helped me discover an alternative to chocolate that wouldn’t send me into anaphylactic shock. Reeces pieces, resembling M&M’s in appearance, but completely composed of peanut butter, became my new staple food. Once we found out that I wasn’t going to die from eating Reeces pieces, my roommate went and bought me a massive bag of them; a true sign of a friend. My roommate knows that if I’m having a rough week or if I need to pig out on some snacks, he can always buy me a bag of Reeces pieces. A true friend is someone who knows exactly how to cheer up your day, one bag of candy at a time.

O God, I Talk In My Sleep

So up until this point in my life, I’ve never had the pleasure of sleeping in a room with other people on a consistent basis. Sure there’s the school sleepovers and occasional hotel stays, but I’ve never actually been told what I do in my sleep. I guess college has brought on a ton of new experiences, one of which is finding out what my body does when I’m not conscious. Since my roommate is always up much later than me, he is used to seeing me asleep - a lot. I was so glad to find out that I don’t snore or thrash around uncontrollably in my sleep, because that would just be the worst; or would it be?

It turns out that when I have to wake-up super early or I have an exam the next day, I tend to have major anxiety about over-sleeping and I feel stressed in general. I have a new found habit of talking back to my roommate in my sleep, whenever he asks a question. It makes perfect sense. I’m so used to hearing his voice every day seven days a week, that when I sleep, my brain automatically responds to him. For example, Tuesday night I was very worried about getting to my PT session on time without slipping multiple times in the black ice. The last thing that I saw before I went to bed was the ending of the movie, I Am Legend, which involves the lead actor taking a hand grenade out of a desk. That night, I told my roommate, “Make sure to grab all of the grenades in the room.” He is now use to my odd conversations in my sleep, so he responded, “Yep, no problem, I got ‘em all.” I was apparently satisfied with his response and went back into a deep sleep. Another night, I was talking to my roommate as if he was a military officer and said phrases directed towards him, such as, “Yes sir,” and, “I’ll get right on that sir.” He thought it was hilarious and played along with what I was saying. I of course have woken up with no recollection of what has happened the night before and get to hear all of the stories each and every time.